Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors. Really? This is the answer for all those nagging mass murderers? How crazy is this… why not have everyone running with them next?
Delivered by Frazier (Kelsey Grammer) the psychiatrist at large at Cheers…
“I’m running with scissors!”
And these scissors will be permitted on planes? in courthouses? in schools within book bags, on the job in purses and briefcases, on buses, on trains? hmm?
Posing an additional question here… wouldn’t scissors be considered a ‘concealed weapon’ and what type of carry permit will they require?